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RUDY GIULIANI'S PATRIOT DISTRICT

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    • RUDY GIULIANI'SPATRIOT
    • THOUGHTS
    • THIS WEEK'S THOUGHTS
    • SHOGUN-8 AD
    • SPOTLIGHT
    • ANGELO'S TOP PATRIOTS
    • Big Media
    • CONTACT

    RUDY GIULIANI'S PATRIOT DISTRICT

    • RUDY GIULIANI'SPATRIOT
    • THOUGHTS
    • THIS WEEK'S THOUGHTS
    • SHOGUN-8 AD
    • SPOTLIGHT
    • ANGELO'S TOP PATRIOTS
    • Big Media
    • CONTACT
    • …  
      • RUDY GIULIANI'SPATRIOT
      • THOUGHTS
      • THIS WEEK'S THOUGHTS
      • SHOGUN-8 AD
      • SPOTLIGHT
      • ANGELO'S TOP PATRIOTS
      • Big Media
      • CONTACT

      RUDY GIULIANI'S PATRIOT DISTRICT

      • RUDY GIULIANI'S

        PATRIOT DISTRICT

        I no longer support the male enhancement product “Shogun-8”

      • THIS WEEK'S THOUGHTS

        Week of 1/15/21 [UPDATED]

        RETRACTION OF MY PREVIOUS ENDORSEMENT

        I no longer endorse the male enhancement product known as "Shogun-8" and I will not elaborate further.

      • FREE SPEECH IS UNDER ATTACK

        Free speech includes sounds. Though some may try to silence you, you are not legally required to stop screaming in your home, office or Panera Bread due to unforeseen, painful side effects of faulty male enhancement medication.

      • I do not know how to remove this ad from my website. Do NOT buy this product.

      • PATRIOT SPOTLIGHT

        I am proud to give a spotlight to these brave few who stand by our President, our movement and the ideals of our founding fathers.

        1. Mr. Mucinex

        Celebrity

         

        America's first Italian mascot (and an accomplished phrenologist); this guy's not afraid to speak his mind. Love his famous catch phrase "Bada skwonk!"

         

        In his own words:

         

        "Donald Trump is smart. I can tell by the shape of his skull. You can tell a lot about a person by the shape of his skull. Bada skwonk!"

      • 2. Ted Cruz

        Senator

        I first met Ted in 2016 during his failed Presidential run. His staff asked if they could break for lunch and he wordlessly pulled hard boiled eggs out of his suit lapel, at least a dozen, and gave each one a small, poignant kiss.

         

        In his own words:

         

        "Donald Trump is exceedingly wet at all times. You will never find him dry. Never."

        I don't know what you mean by Alt Text, just make something up and don't mention that this photo was taken on Little St. James in 2004

        3. Alan Dershowitz

        Lawyer and Friend

        I have known Alan for many years and count him among my closest friends. Until very recently we were not on speaking terms because of a bad medicinal recommendation he gave me.

         

        In his own words:

         

        "Do not under any circumstances ingest Shogun-8"

      • BECOME ONE OF RUDY'S PATRIOTS

        NOTE: If you took Shogun-8 and have uncurbable volcanic urine, leaving me a cruel message will not alleviate your pain.

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