RUDY GIULIANI'S PATRIOT DISTRICT
IF YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT, TURN AROUND NOW
IF YOU ARE MY NEIGHBOR COLIN, EAT SHIT
THIS WEEK'S THOUGHTS
Week of 1/15/21 [UPDATED]
RETRACTION OF MY PREVIOUS ENDORSEMENT
I no longer endorse the male enhancement product known as "Shogun-8" and I will not elaborate further.
FREE SPEECH IS UNDER ATTACK
Free speech includes sounds. Though some may try to silence you, you are not legally required to stop screaming in your home, office or Panera Bread due to unforeseen, painful side effects of faulty male enhancement medication.
I do not know how to remove this ad from my website. Do NOT buy this product.
I am proud to give a spotlight to these brave few who stand by our President, our movement and the ideals of our founding fathers.
1. Mr. Mucinex
America's first Italian mascot (and an accomplished phrenologist); this guy's not afraid to speak his mind. Love his famous catch phrase "Bada skwonk!"
In his own words:
"Donald Trump is smart. I can tell by the shape of his skull. You can tell a lot about a person by the shape of his skull. Bada skwonk!"
2. Ted Cruz
I first met Ted in 2016 during his failed Presidential run. His staff asked if they could break for lunch and he wordlessly pulled hard boiled eggs out of his suit lapel, at least a dozen, and gave each one a small, poignant kiss.
"Donald Trump is exceedingly wet at all times. You will never find him dry. Never."
3. Alan Dershowitz
Lawyer and Friend
I have known Alan for many years and count him among my closest friends. Until very recently we were not on speaking terms because of a bad medicinal recommendation he gave me.
"Do not under any circumstances ingest Shogun-8"
BECOME ONE OF RUDY'S PATRIOTS
NOTE: If you took Shogun-8 and have uncurbable volcanic urine, leaving me a cruel message will not alleviate your pain.
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